the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

(via rizz0)

#19weeks1day #babybump how in the world and I supposed to make room for another 4 months? Bleh. Lol #preggo #preggers #me #nomakeup #sorryboutit #ifeelwayhugealready #lordgivemestrength

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

(via sassybutclassylassie)

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo, via sassybutclassylassie)

aimlessme:

Happy Mother’s Day

(Source: rosetylear, via sassybutclassylassie)

frickyeah1990s:

The new Sandlot Blu Ray comes with these cool baseball cards.

iam-predator:

I fucking love this movie

(via plutostrikesback)

sassybutclassylassie:

Emma stop.

(Source: thinkingofchaos)

Say hello to Luca Hosea Russell. #itsaboy! :)

It’s nearly 4 am and I can’t sleep. Either because I’m a little hungry or because in less than 10 hours I’ll be finding out boy or girl… Probably just hungry though… eek!

Can’t sleep because I find out what I’m having tomorrow. #eek #preggers #18weeks1day #18weeks

#makeup look from the other day. #me #makeup #glitter #eyeshadow

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

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